I bought this rabbit for Fluffy a few weeks ago. All the little bugger does is sit in the corner of his cage. He doesn’t eat or drink. He doesn’t sleep. He must be a vampire. I possess an extensive knowledge of vampires. I read 4 pages of Twilight and hear True Blood from the other room when I’m playing Sims.
In order to verify my fears, I devised a test. I needed to know this bunny would not try to suck my blood the next time I take him out of the cage for a show. Never mind that he shares a room with my daughter.
What a relief. I had no vampire rabbit disposal plan.