I was almost a slave to a vampire rabbit

I bought this rabbit for Fluffy a few weeks ago. All the little bugger does is sit in the corner of his cage. He doesn’t eat or drink. He doesn’t sleep. He must be a vampire. I possess an extensive knowledge of vampires. I read 4 pages of Twilight and hear True Blood from the other room when I’m playing Sims.

In order to verify my fears, I devised a test. I needed to know this bunny would not try to suck my blood the next time I take him out of the cage for a show. Never mind that he shares a room with my daughter.

Vampire Rabbit Test
Vampire Rabbit Test
Vampire Rabbit Test
Vampire Rabbit Test
Vampire Rabbit Test
Vampire Rabbit Test

What a relief. I had no vampire rabbit disposal plan.

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  1. Hilarious! We thoroughly enjoy your blog!

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  2. This is hilarious.

  3. Tell me you have read "The Celery Stalks At Midnight"?

  4. Hey we just got a black bunny too AND it's a mini rex…I wonder if ours is a vampire bunny? That would explain why he licks us all the time.
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