i am smarter than you

I am smarter than you, deal with itThank you for affirming my intelligence

Your categorical assumptions make my display of easy-to-locate information shine

You have heard about it

I have read the back story of both sides

I debate these topics regularly with higher quality opponents

Bring it

I can get to the data lightning fast because I have an enormous memory for facts

Facts

You think you are smart

I know I am brilliant

Pat yourself on the back for getting in that zinger

You will chuckle to yourself about it later tonight

There is a chance that someone else will find it humorous

Run along now

Come back when you have something productive to add to the conversation